Birthday mallomars!

“She says like I should know this.” -Luke

Mostly disgusting.

Emily: ”Poor out-of-touch Emily. She has nothing. She lives to organize parties and frivolous affairs. Who would want to do that? To be that? … It’s my fault that Rory dropped out of Yale. It’s my fault that she didn’t go back. It’s my fault that she’s with Logan, it’s my fault that she’s not happy! It’s my fault! It’s all my fault! … Oh, yes. She looked at me just like you used to. With that defiant, ‘who are you to be telling me what to do’ sort of look. Then she left. Packed her things and moved out when I wasn’t even there to see her go. No thank you, no goodbye. You would have been very, very proud. … I lost her just like I lost you.”

…

Lorelai: “You didn’t lose me.”

“See, science fairs have gotten so political lately. It’s no longer the simple act of science being appreciated. There’s got to be a twist, a gimmick. Something flashy. I figure this is perfect. Real science, DNA testing, with a flash of human drama. Who’s My Daddy? Huh? Catchy, right?” -April

Richard: Logan I wanted to talk to you. I’ve just heard about the incident.
Logan: The…?
Richard: I heard that you professed your feelings for Rory.
Logan: (Surprised) What?
Richard: Mr. Bell is a very dear friend of mine as is the Dean of Admissions. Well you know this place, news travels fast.
Logan: Yeah look…
Richard: I have to tell you that while I understand what could have driven you to such a public display of affection, there is a proper time and place for that sort of thing. In a classroom, in a middle of a class is not one of them.
Logan: No, I know. I…
Richard: However, what is done is done, it’s out. So I dropped by to tell you that I’ve spoken to your father.
Logan: My father???
Richard: We pondered out a few things, property agreements, prenups, that sort of things.
Logan: OK I think there’s …
Richard: Oh we came to a very good agreement. I’m sure you will be pleased. Now we are setting up a dinner for next week to finalize the engagement and start talking about the ceremony.
Richard: Emily is handling all the newspapers announcements so not to worry, that’s all being taken cared of.
Logan: But …
Richard: She is a fine young lady Logan. I want her to be happy, you will take care of that I assume. Alright, I’ll let you get back to your coffee break. Nice seeing all of you again. And Logan… welcome to the family son.

DOYLE: Steinbeck! Steinbeck!

PARIS: That’s not your safety word!

DOYLE [knocks her down]: I know. It’s Saroyan.

PARIS: You’ve been practicing behind my back! I love you.