Birthday mallomars!
“She says like I should know this.” -Luke
Emily: ”Poor out-of-touch Emily. She has nothing. She lives to organize parties and frivolous affairs. Who would want to do that? To be that? … It’s my fault that Rory dropped out of Yale. It’s my fault that she didn’t go back. It’s my fault that she’s with Logan, it’s my fault that she’s not happy! It’s my fault! It’s all my fault! … Oh, yes. She looked at me just like you used to. With that defiant, ‘who are you to be telling me what to do’ sort of look. Then she left. Packed her things and moved out when I wasn’t even there to see her go. No thank you, no goodbye. You would have been very, very proud. … I lost her just like I lost you.”
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Lorelai: “You didn’t lose me.”
No more snakes on a plane
Lorelai: Snakes are gross. Snakes are scary and slithery and do you know where snakes do not belong?
Christopher: On a plane?
Lorelai: They do not belong on a plane.
Christopher: It's not an ideal situation.
Lorelai: They do not belong anywhere except in cages, stuck in safes burried deep, deep underground. I hate snakes.
Christopher: So I'm gathering.
Lorelai: With their gross no legged bodies and their scaly, scaly skin, and their wiggling and their hissing.
Christopher: Okay, Lore, I respect your very valid feelings about snakes. But I have to say, we were fairly warned.
Lorelai: No. No. A movie should not just be its title. Driving Miss Daisy didn't all take place in a car, Dances With Wolves wasn't one long wolf dance. But this was nothing but snakes. snakes, relentless snakes, snakes, on a plane, snakes, snakes, snakes on a plane!
Oh... gosh.
LORELAI: One of us has to do laundry tonight.
RORY: Why?
LORELAI: Because I haven't had any clean underwear for three days.
RORY: So right now under your skirt you're wearing...?
LORELAI: Not underwear.
RORY: Mom!
LORELAI: It's kinda nice, actually -- breezy.
RORY: My role model, ladies and gentlemen.
